Chatter from the North (will post translation on Friday)

Oop Nort Dere

This should take you a minute or two!!!!!If you can read this, you are a TRUE MINNESOOTIN!*

Ven Two Minnesootins Meet Oop Nort On Da Lake Fichen!

Haydair

Lobuddy

Benearlong?

Coplhours

Crieps, cetchenenny?

Yepgoddafew

Vairdayittn?

Oberdair

Kindarday?

Valleyeennordern

Ennysiztooum?

Cuplapowns

Oofda, ittenard?

Yepsordalike

Vahchaoozindalindyrik?

Ohyeahdonchano

Fichenondaboddum?

Rydoopneardaboddum

Howdeeperya?

Bouttvenyfeet

Oh, Vachadrinkin?

Hadacouplabeers

Velligoddago

Tubad

Seeyaround

Yeahtakideeze

Guluk

Yoobetcha

Da Ent!!!

If you can't read this, translation can be supplied by Opp Nort